Aug 13 2008
Cook Puts Studio On Blast
Dane Cook’s next movie is set for release on September 19, and on this blog I shared the poster for My Best Friend’s Girl a couple of months ago . Dane Cook has now come out bashing this very poster on his latest MySpace blog. Yes, another celebrity that has a blog on MySpace using it to get the word out! Paris Hilton did this not too long ago as well. He does start off his rant about the poster saying this is trhe best movie he has ever done with a great cast. The film co-stars Kate Hudson and Jason Biggs.
The poster is what he hates, and in his rant he gives ten reasons why he hates it! He really doesn’t hold back, but since when did Dane Cook ever hold back? He starts with the graphics, and then goes right on through to the setting. Check point one below, and for the rest of his thoughts on the poster for My Best Friend’s Wedding check here . Lionsgate has not yet responded to Dane’s comments.
1. Graphics:
Whoever photoshopped our poster must have done so at taser point with 3 minutes to fulfill their hostage takers deranged obligations. They should have called Donnie Hoyle and had him give a tutorial using “You Suck at Photoshop” templates. This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden.
It looks just like movie posters for a dozen other lame romantic comedies starring Kate Hudson and [insert male star name here]. If he’s so critical of the poster, you’d think he’d be more discerning about his film roles in the first place.
It just looks pretty generic to me. No one ever puts much thought into the posters for these fluff movies anyway.
Roseanne better hope that her last husband does not come back
and tear up her home and wreck her house, and make her
hide under the living room coffe table in terror….ha ha ha
And money!!! How much does she have left after her men
have picked her dry??? Ha ha ha.
Get a real job. No, better yer, ask Jennifer Aniston to let you into her
world. Ha ha ha. Like THAT is ever going to happen.